Story And Funny

1. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.

2. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.

3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

4. Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
Because they missed their plane.

5. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.

6. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

11. Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.

12. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
“Me-ow.”

13. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.

14. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.

15. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
A cat-alogue.

16. What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.

17. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.

18. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…

19. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.

1. What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple.

2. What song does a cat like best?
Three Blind Mice.

3. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.

4. What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit.

5. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.

1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.

2. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.

3. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.

4. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.

About foxes, everyone's impressions are cunning and bad. Is it the same in this story? Let's take a look! Hush, tell you a secret. On the grassland, there is a group of magical foxes. As long as they close their eyes, they say gently: "Ji ji ji, Li li li~!" A funny wish will get into their heads.
This is an amazing magic!

The turtles are slow animals in many stories, but in this story, it ’s different. Let ’s read how the turtles in the story look like.

A little turtle Q is very strong, and the animals often let him do some hard work help them.

We all know that snails are a very slow animal, so as a firefighter in Snail City. What kind of performance does a snail have?

Beautiful snail city, the streets are vertical and horizontal, and there are many tall buildings. The "Snail Fire Fighting Team", which was personally captained by the Governor of Snail, was recently established.

This Short Story The Judge Monkey is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story.Once upon a time, two cats were passing through a street. Suddenly they spotted a loaf of bread lying beneath a tree. Both pounced upon it and caught the loaf at the same time. “It is mine. I saw it first," claimed one cat. While the other said, “I pounced upon it first and so it belongs to me." After having fought for a while, one cat said, “Let us divide it into two and take one piece each." “Indeed, a good idea," said the other cat. “But how do we divide it now?"