Best Joke for Kids - Funny Guaranteed to Make Kids Laugh -2
11. Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
12. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
âMe-ow.â
13. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.
14. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.
15. Whatâs a catâs favorite magazine?
A cat-alogue.
16. What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.
17. Why didnât the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasnât in it.
18. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concernâŠ
19. What is a monsterâs favorite dessert?
I scream.
20. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein.
21. What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
22. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
23. What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray.
24. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
25. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
26. What is a ghostâs nose full of?
Boo-gers.
27. What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
28. Are black cats bad luck?
Sure, if youâre a mouse.
29. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
30. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When youâre a mouse.
31. What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
32. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?
Frost bite.
33. Why did the zombie skip school?
He was feeling rotten.
34. What is a vampireâs favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
35. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trom-bone.
36. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare centers.
37. Why didnât the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
38. What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
39. How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo.
40. Whatâs a witchâs favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
41. Whatâs big, scary and has three wheels?
A monster on a tricycle.
42. Why donât vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
43. What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoulie
44. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
45. What do you give a vampire when heâs sick?
Coffin drops.
46. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.
47. Who isnât hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkeyâheâs already stuffed.
48. Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?
Yes, because a building canât jump at all.
49. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
50. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter g.
51. Whatâs the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key.
52. Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
53. Why did pilgrimsâ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
54. What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.
55. What key wonât open any door?
A turkey.
56. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickenâs day off.
57. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkeyâs foot.
58. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To show he wasnât a chicken.
59. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.